April 1, 2006 - The Fools Edition

Here we are on April Fools Day with the list being long. I've certainly been one rather more than I care to admit yet we'll tackle those on big stage first. I'll perhaps amend over the days to follow but here's a start. Many are foolish (I know it's "crazy" but this is my blog!) like a fox in some things of course. Signing off now I leave you with "Peace ... or War!" Captain Plaid

• George W. Bu$h - Easy
• Donald Rumsfeld - Tactical mistakes Condi?
• Tom DeLay - tied up with Black Jack Abramoff, Michael Scanlon, Tony Rudy, Ed Buckham ...
• Rubber Stamp Congress - Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham", Pat Roberts, Joe "Droppy Dog" Lieberman, Arlen Specter, ...
• Dennis Hastert - Civics 101 requires BOTH houses to pass the law!
• Bill Frist - Video diagnosis of Terry Shiavo and flip-flopping on stem-cells and ... Can you spell "pandering" and "posturing" Doctor?
• Michael Chertoff - Heck of a job Chertie!
• Tommy Franks - Millennium Challenge, JFCOM, and Paul Van Riper
• Rupurt Murdock's Faux News dittoheads Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, John Gibson ...
• Condeleeza Rice - Hamas victory was surpise, sort of like 9-11
• WaPo - Box Turtle Ben and Little Debbie and ...
• Bill Clinton - if you'd kept it in your pants Slick or admitted it or just said "private matter" once caught we'd have never had this Bu$hCo cabal in the White House
• Alberto "Abu" Gonzales - "quaint" indeed! Honarable mention to Big Steve and other folks in and above Abu Ghraid that gave fodder to fundy Islamist for next generations!