Conservative Authors - Eight Easy Steps

Bennet Kelly uses HuffPo to give us Conservative Books for Dummies: Becoming a Conservative Author in Eight Easy Steps that I found amusing and nearly dead on right. I also feel CSpanned's pain in his/her comments. Family that doesn't understand and likes to judge based on their own perspectives only seems to be going around a good bit these days. I also agree that having a ninth step where wing nut preachers and organizations buy up books to inflate your numbers can't hurt. A tenth step on having an outfit like Regenry to print your trash is also likely helpful. Peace ... or War!