On the Eve of Memorial Day Let Us Ponder The Paradox of ReThuglican ChickenHawks

Total tip of the tam to DarkSyde at Daily Kos for his "Requiem for a Nightmare" where he begins

Tomorrow is the day we honor the fallen American heroes of so many wars. To avoid staining our national day of mourning, I felt it more appropriate to dedicate this post at this time to a very different kind of American. They may be clueless neocons, erroneous White House talking heads, or smear artists and their self-appointed town criers. But what they all have in common is that each one bravely ducked when called and later took part directly or indirectly in assaulting the reputation of those who stood in harm's way. They are known, affectionately, as Chicken-hawks: ...

I appreciate this portion especially! If these pandering pols and pundits were confronted with these ideas they'd only be able to reply with excuses and/or attacks.

The 101st Fighting Chicken-shit Keyboardists and assorted neocon shills may be conspicuously absent when their country is in need, but they're always at the ready to order other people's sons and daughters into the meat grinder. They sure seem to pop up on the Quad when the battle is over and the band is a'playin. And they're always on duty, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, to smear any survivors with vicious accusations of cowardice or worse when Neoconia calls. ....

In another time and place, some of today's not-so-brave might have elbowed little old ladies and children out of the way to secure a berth on the last lifeboat on the Titanic, or maybe they''d have ratted out resistance fighters to the Gestapo in WW2 France. But today is the eve of Memorial Day and this is America, 2006. Ergo, present day Chicken-hawks will pay their respects by milking the courage of war heroes. They will then churn it into buttery lubrication to help coat their lies and incompetence, so as to slip more easily down the collective gullet and penetrate deep into our national psyche.

Continuing this theme, I'm still in awe of how Air America's Randi Rhodes bitchslapped Gentle Ben Ferguson on Larry King just recently. Bunch of spoiled brats and opportunists that grow up to be crooks and cowards! Peace ... or War!